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Calcium

Harry takes his medicine.

Snape/Harry  |  PG-13  |  195 words  |  July 2005

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"What am I supposed to do with that?"

"That is a remarkably stupid question, even for you."

"And that's a remarkably unhelpful answer, even for you."

"It's a calcium pill, Potter. You swallow it with water."

"Yeah, thanks, I got that much on my own. What I want to know is, why?"

"Then you ought to have asked why."

"I'm asking now. Why?"

"You're a growing boy, Potter. You need your calcium."

"Snape. I'm twenty-six."

"Are you? I'd quite forgotten. I suppose I likely obliviated myself after the riot that passed for your last birthday party."

"Hey, I'm not the one that poisoned the punch."

"It was not poison. It was simply a--"

"Oh, belt up. You poisoned the punch. Tell me about this stupid calcium pill."

"It's calcium, in pill form. You ingest it with water. What more can I possibly say?"

"YOU CAN BLOODY TELL ME WHY YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT!!"

"Language, Mr. Potter."

"Snape."

"Because I said so."

"Because you said so."

"Yes, because I said so. Do you really need another reason?"

"Kiss my arse, Snape."

"Only if you take the pill."

"Yeah?"

"Mm."

"Give me the goddamn water."

FIN.

Fluid 960 Grid System, created by Stephen Bau, based on the 960 Grid System by Nathan Smith. Released under the GPL/ MIT Licenses.